恶搞怀孕了聊天记录 恶搞怀孕了聊天记录怎么办

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和怀孕的人怎么聊天

啊?聊天? 当然是多聊一聊关于宝宝的话题啦! 另外,谈一下孕妇的饮食习惯、健康食谱、适量的运动……充足的睡眠、充足的光照等等呗!

晒孕妇照的幽默句子

1、敌军还有9个月到达战场。

The enemy is still nine months away.

2、一个身体,俩个心跳,素未谋面,却爱你至深。

A body, two heartbeat, never met, but love you deeply.

3、你的每一次跳动,都能让我嘴角上扬。

Every time you beat, you can make my mouth turn up.

4、最近好忙,我忙着长胖,你忙着长大。

I'm busy recently. I'm busy growing fat. You're busy growing up.

5、期待我们全新的家庭模式,一加一等于三。

6、我的铠甲和软肋,欢迎你的到来和陪伴。

My armor and soft ribs, welcome your coming and company.

7、最贵的房子终于租出去了,期限十个月,不续租噢!

The most expensive house has finally been rented out, with a term of ten months. No renewal!

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